Monday, March 8, 2010

20 reasons why Leos SUCK

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20 reasons why Virgos SUCK

20. Flirtatious
19. Energetic to the point of sheer MADNESS
18. Vain. REALLY vain.
17. Judgmental to the point of sheer MADNESS
16. Slobs with an ironic case of OCD
15. Hypochondriacs
14. Throw their bodies at everything
13. Loud, obnoxious
12. Physical and hug too much and sit on peoples laps and PDA is to the extreme.
11. Cry about their passions (when their insulted)
10. Believe their lives are awful.
09. Never finishes anything
08. Neurotic about people taking their individuality away
07. Health fanatics, its like, no one cares what you eat.
06. “Surface” minded
05. Impressionable
04. Stupidly Optimistic
03. Spoiled
02. Are constantly correcting people, even if they’re alone, and it’s to their TV set.
01. The Virgin? Psh, yeah right.

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20 reasons why Pisces SUCK

20. Immature like a toddler on a bad vacation to a chocolate factory
19. Can’t take a hint
18. Overly sensitive
17. Dramatic
16. Is seriously confused about what is “fair” and “justice”
15. A complaint hog
14. Bossy
13. For some reason is only concerned with their selves no matter how much they preach they aren’t.
12. Throws tantrums
11. Weird sense of humor
10. Gets angry for every reason anyone could ever think of…ever
09. Thinks they can manipulate with the skill of Adolf himself. HAH Right.
08. Is tyrannical with any type of power given.
07. Plays all innocent when their devious, self serving side is revealed.
06. Only treats others decent when it will make THEM look better.
05. Yells too much when they get excited.
04. Feels threatened everytime someone is better at something
03. Cries when no one pays attention to them. Boo Hoo.
02. Believe their problems out way every travesty that ever happen to humanity.
01. IS NEVER SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING, EVER



Various Authors

20 reasons why Aquarians Suck

20. Insecure about their body because they are generally fat and loves fast food
19. likes to drink TOO much and still claims they are NOT an alcoholic
18. Know it all
17. Judgmental
16. Gossips like it’s a part of their breathing
15. Claims they are individual
14. Weird pet peeves
13. Temper Temper Temper!
12. Hates Clichés
11. Control freak
10. Get bored too easy
09. Dark and feels they need to be loved
08. Love to con people to give them what they need
07. Lazy as a paraplegic donkey
06. Think they are funny
05. Weird laugh
04. Gets insulted easy
03. Needs to be flattered in order to feel good
02. Thinks too highly of themselves
01. Belittles people to make them feel better about themselves!


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